Ander – Page 9 – Doof Days

Having a Coke with You

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With young love comes two emotionally unstable teenagers unable to form a full thought without getting on top of eachother.

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She is a tree, her lovers are ghosts, and her happiness changes as the seasons.

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Bubba: No no, none of that jibber-jabber doodly-doo squat. Do you not remember the first rule, bacon is good, fruit is bad.

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My prank war in high school featured crimes of varying severity.

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“What The F***!” Toad yelled. “Why in the freaking world would you send out rockets to a base that you don’t know of?!!”