Ander – Page 4 – Doof Days

Self-Analysis

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I don’t own a seven thousand-dollar Cuban link; I have one seven-dollar silver necklace that holds two inch-long dangling drumsticks.

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Trojan teaches men the importance of cliteracy at their own university on Pornhub.

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Darren please pay us.

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Reddit has answers to questions no one asked, so let’s use a medium no one likes: banner ads.

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Turning RedBull into a relaxant.

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Redefining the world’s greatest monuments by placing Cheetos dust on their fingertips.

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Not every piece of media is meant to be as universal as Pirates of the Caribbean.

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People say dogs look like their owners, so what if we get people to date based on their dogs?

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Just because we all have a voice doesn’t mean we all should.