We come up with endless euphemisms to avoid saying “poop.” But whatever you call it, Pato will clean it.
Palestine: “I’m going to vote”
Iceland: “Play chess with the pope”
India: “Sit the throne”
Ireland: “Release U2’s next album”
Italy: “Write a poem”
Japan: “The curse in my right eye is acting up”
Korea: “Fight the brown bear”
Mexico: “I’m going to clone you”
Netherlands: “Knit a brown sweater”
Germany: “Go where the king walks alone”
Poland: “The mole is knocking on the door”
Portugal: “Free the hostages”
Puerto Rico: “Teach a class”
Russia: “Lay the larva”
Spain: “Plant a pine tree”
Turkey: “Add another story to the building”
Uruguay: “Throw an otter into the river”
US: “Send the Browns to the Super Bowl”
China: “Three cannons fire, ringing the city gate open”
Albania: “Send a letter to the pope”
Australia: “Drop the kids off at the pool”
Austria: “Let the pencil write”
Azerbaijan: “Establish your statue”
Belgium: “Pour a bronze ingot”
Brazil: “Cut the tail off the monkey”
Bulgaria: “Park my breakfast”
Colombia: “Uneat”
Albania: “Attend a meeting with the director”
Denmark: “Blow up pigs”
England: “Take the hobbits to Isengard”
Estonia: “Plant a landmine”
Finland: “Host a plenary session of parliament”
France: “Have a cigar between the lips”
France: “Have a cigar between the lips”
Hungary: “Lay a cable”
